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  FEATURE FILMS

In Alphabetical Order

The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle - As I predicted during the filming, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle bombed at the box office. I played an angry Wassamotta U. student in this movie, I'm in the big protest scene. Look for the guy in the really bad maroon suit... that's me… and yes I actually own that suit. I spotted myself in a couple shots, though I was much easier to spot in the theater on the big screen then my television set. This was the big budget studio first movie I ever worked on, but then it was over a year after I'd worked on it that it came to theaters.

Alice in Nephernalia - Alice in Nephernalia is the second film I did with director Amir Speck Habibi, and it's much more ambitious than his first, "Satan VHS." It's going to be crazy! For the film, "Speck" brought in an actress named Marlene Martinez, whom I knew from the web series "D Don't Date." I told her what to expect... but from what I gather, she didn't have a good time... and in fact I have yet to hear from her about it. Oh well, I had nothing to do with her being brought in on the project, so she can't blame me. And I had a good time. The finished film is very slow paces, and most people I have shown it to are very confused. Speck gave me forty-seven copies of it, and I intend to give them all away. I think it should have been much shorter.

Big Brother Trouble - Big Brother Trouble was originally titled "The Girl Next Door." It was a super low budget project... I was rather surprised when I discoved that it was going to be avalable on VHS and DVD. Mario López of Saved by the Bell fame is in it… though I never really watched that show so I don't recognize him while I was on the set. I played a soccer player in this movie, which is funny as I hadn't played soccer in many years. All in all, it seemed like a rather cheesy family film to me. I correctly predicted they'd change the name of the movie before it comes out. There was recently an adult movie named "The Girl Next Door," as this is a family movie, I don't think they'd want any confusion.

Bloodstream - Bloodstream was filmed way back in early 2000... it was my first speaking part in a movie ever. Though it's a very small role, it's a memorable one… I make quite the fool of myself. I play Sammy Barton in this movie; I sing a stirring rendition of "The Thing" for a talent show in the movie… and my singing is as bad as my dancing (which is very bad). I have to warn you that this is a horror movie and it's VERY graphic. My scene is toward the beginning, before most of the gore.

Chain of Souls - Chain of Souls is another offering from the makers of Bloodstream. It has the same amount of killing and mayhem, but with virtually no blood and guts. I play Lance in this one; I'm a member of a killer cult. I got to kill people in this movie! This part really came out of nowhere, they remembered me from Bloodstream and called me up a week before the filmed my scenes; it was a lot of fun. I was fortunate enough to see this movie on the big screen... aside from the fact one of my lines was re-dubed by someone else, I thought it was pretty good for what it was.

Crazy/Beautiful - I worked on Crazy/Beautiful for one day… it was not fun. I hate working with large crowds, and such was the case on this day. I play a high school student at Pacific Palisades High; I can best be seen waiting in line for the football game. I'm also in a couple other outdoor school scenes, but you have to really look to spot me... and they're nothing to get excited about. The movie itself is also nothing to get excited about... though I have known two women who really liked it, perhaps it's just not a movie for guys. When I worked on it, it was to be called "At Seventeen".

Dodegball: A True Underdog Story My part in this movie was very small... but a lot of fun. Sense there ware no stars in my scene, in fact there were only two actors, me and a girl, I got to work with the director one on one. I did the scene several times ang got to watch my work on the monitor while he gave me notes. My scene was a lot harder then it looked, knocking the drink over without making it look like I did it on purpose was not easy (I'm not joking!). Seeing the finished movie, I realize the I shouldn't have been woried about overacting... in fact I should have; the movie is over the top (but quite funny). I also needent have been worried because, sadly, my scene was cut out, so I'm not really in this movie at all. When I worked on it, Dodgeball was simply called "Underdogs."

Dude, Where's My Car? - Though I didn't get credited in the official end credits of Dude, Where's My Car?, and my character doesn't have a real name, I'm actually in the movie more then some people that did, such as the characters Zilbor and Zellner. I play a member of a cult that sometimes dresses in bubble wrap jumpsuits… and boy do those things get hot! I don't show up in the movie until the second cult member scene. After working on this movie for eleven days, it was very hard to go back to regular work. They were very good to me.

Garbage - Garbage almost didn't happen for me. Director Phil Volken (who previously directed me in "The Great Venice Robbery") offered me the part back in 2009, but then it kept being postponed. Then when the time came for my scene, they forgot to call me! I'm told that Second Assistant Director Paul Van Den Bosch was told to get ahold of me and lied about calling me. Phil then said he was going to try to put me in another scene, but they ran out of time... he said there would be rexhoots, but I was skeptical. Two months later, when the time to do reshoots, they finally used me! This movie features cameos by Michael Madson, William Baldwin, and Daryl Hannah.

Joe Dirt - I'm only in one scene in Joe Dirt; I play a high school student in Louisiana. After a chemistry class full of students is rescued by Clem, a janitor played by Christopher Walken, I'm one of the students that pours into the hallway to see what's going on. I'm only on screen for about two seconds. I'll also take this opportunity to mention one more thing: Christopher Walken is a really freaky lookin' guy in person! But he's also a very nice guy.

Love & Sex - Love & Sex is another one that I'm barely visible in. I didn't see this movie until it came to home video, but I finally did, and I'm defiantly there. I can be seen gnawing on some food in the background while Kate eats dinner with Eric, a guy who she starts dating after she smashes into his car. The food they made us eat was very cold and very gross. They actually got angry at me for not eating more... I was deep in the background and barely in the shot! Did they want me to vomit?

Men in Black II - I'm only in one scene in Men in Black II; I played a patron of a video store called "The Tapeworm;" they specialize in videos about unexplained phenomenon, conspiricy theories and alien abductions. When Agents J and K enter the store, I become concerned, glance over at them, and quickly move to another part of the store. I'm only actually in the movie for about a secon... but it could have been worse. On a side note, Tommy Lee Jones is very creepy, he was staring at me for no apparent reason all day long.

Micro Mini Kids - Oh boy, now everyone will be able to see my bad dancing… well, anyone that watches the peice of garbage known as Micro Mini Kids that is. It took a long time for it to turn up, it was on television in Europe years before I finally saw it, and I think it's finally been on in the United States. They only had to tell me to tone down my bad dancing once. I am wearing a bright orange and yellow Hawaiian shirt and am often in the middle of the action during the events that take place in "The Water Den" under-eighteen nightclub. This is a very cheesy movie... pretty bad. When I worked on it, it was called "Microscopic Boy"... I liked that name better.

Moonlight Mile - Moonlight Mile was a movie with Dustin Hoffman and Susan Sarandon that very few people saw. I don't think I can really say that I'm actually in it, but I can say that I'm in a photograph that's in the movie. As I haven't seen the movie, I don't know if the photograph in question can be seen at all. I do know that I'm on the Cape Anne High School Debate Team in the picture. When I worked on it, it was called "Hello, Goodbye." Also when I worked on it, I was told it was a comedy... definatly not the case.

National Security - National Security is another offering from Martin Lawrence. For years I didn't think that I was actually in the film... I though only my car was. When I finally did watch it, I was shocked to see myself (though it is a quick shot). I actully took this extra job because a friend of a friend couldn't do it, so I was supposed to be a Hispanic person on this movie, and there is no way I look Hispanic. For this reason, they put me in my car for the duration of the scene. I drive by once while two police officers are talking in the opening scene, I'm in the red Ford Probe.

Ping! - Ping! was one of the first movies I worked on… well, actually I was paid to be there, but they never used me. The scene I was supposed to be in involved a young kid's birthday party. The movie itself is about a small dog named Ping. I don't think this movie was ever in theaters, but it is on VHS and DVD... not that I really care (though I have seen it... pretty bad).

Ready to Rumble - Ready to Rumble was a stupid wrestling movie with David Arquette; it didn't do too well at the box office. I was one of the many faces in the crowd… but only in a few of the shots. Don't bother looking for me as I'm not in this movie; I looked at every frame and even found the person I was sitting next to… but he was on the edge of the screen, and I was cut off. This was not a fun movie to work on… of course I might have enjoyed it more had I been a wrestling fan… but I am not. I choose not to work on this movie for more than one day. I didn't need to see any more Diamond Dallas Page.

Role of a Lifetime - I play a crew member in Role of a Lifetime; it's one of those movie within a movie deals. This movie was originally titled "Ghost of a Chance." There are a couple scenes in which I'm sitting at the lunch tables with the other members of the fake crew; there's also a New Years Eve party scene that I was involved in. The movie was shown on television in Europe years ago, but is now avalable on DVD in the United States. I really like the idea of the movie, but the movie itself isn't great. I was Scott Bakula's stand-in for one scene.

She Wants Me - Charlie Sheen has a small part in She Wants Me, and as it happened, he made the news for a violent incident in a hotel room a couple days before I was to shoot my scene. Even though I am not in the same scene as him, I was contacted by TMZ... they wanted a scoop... but I didn't know anything. I later found out that Sheen was on the set the day after I was. One of the leads in this film is Kristen Ruhlin. I had auditioned for Kristen months earlier, and she remembered me... it was actually embarassing because I didn't remember her until I went back and looked at my audition notes (and then I did). When the film premiered, I got to go, and though none of the big named were there, there was a ton of paperazzi... and the film was excellent! Half of my scene was cut out. They also had a rockin' after party.

Spiders - Spiders is about a giant spider from space… well, actually the spider's from Earth, it was just injected with alien DNA in space. I play a student at Hamdin College in this one. I can be seen in the school newspaper office during two different scenes, then running from the giant spider ad nauseum for the duration of the movie… but I never seem to get away. It's defiantly not a great movie, but it's somewhat entertaining if you go into it expecting absolutely nothing of substance.

Strictly Background - Strictly Background is a documentry about being an extra, and one of the subjects of it is my friend Geoffrey Gould, also known as "Badger." While I am not really in the film, they did use a clip of me from Dude, Where's My Car? (which Badger is also in)... so I sort of am in it. The film was actually out a long time before I knew that I had this cameo... I guess I need to pay closer attention to what my friends are up to.

  SHORT FILMS

In Alphabetical Order

Aliens, Abductions & Silver Space Girls in Burbank – I first met Michael Cullen, the director of this film, on the set of Alice in Nephernalia. It wasn't until I was working on this project thast I discovered he used to work for the BBC, and for many years, he was the still photographer for "Doctor Who" (one of my favorate shows when I was growing-up)! The concept of this project was to do everything on the cheep, Cullen hoped to do the entire project for two-hundred dollers... the dollar store was where he purchased most of his supplies. At the same time, it was intended to have a very 1960s sci-fi look. Depending on how it was recieved, it would either be a short film, of the pilot for a webseries... it was a short film... and my scene was cut out. Cullen said he wasnted to do it to see what he could do with no budget... and he descovered that the answere was "not a heck of a lot."

Almost Impossible - I was cast in "Almost Impossible" on the spot at the audition... but "Almost Impossible" turned out to be a description of getting the film finshed. Director Ye Huang had to act in her own movie after two of her other actors backed out. She had to re-film scenes which had already been compleated with the other actress. In the end, the movie's story is good, but there were some serious technical problems. If nothing else, I found a new "friend" in Ye while working on this film.

The Almost Real World - The Wedding - This was a film presentation that was shown at my wedding of my best friend (at the time) Kyle Inouye. It was a comical look at the events that let up to the wedding, the planning and such. I directed it and had a small part. It turned out great, and was a big hit... sadly, Kyle and I drifted apart. I tried to reconnect to him years later by re-editing all his wedding videos and putting them on DVD for him... but I got a big fuck you for my trouble. Apparently, he has turned into a very angry human being... he threatened legal action because I gave hem a heartfelt gift. Prick.

Among the Dead - From the time I auditioned for "Among the Dead" to the time I was done filming it was three days... that's a record for me. The finished movie is great, though the sound quality isn't great. Director Kevin X. Barth defiantly had a vision and a plan, and I think it really showed on screen. It was a lot of fun to film, and I liked both of my co-stars. I really enjoyed playing the ultra-dark character Ulcer Macabre. It's just too bad the technology he used to record it wasn't all that great.

As You Wish - "As You Wish" was a great experience. I'd worked with many of the crew before, on Reverse Psychology. The director, seemed a little lost at times, but I think the finished product is very good, and features some of my best acting. I did think it was very odd that we filmed two completely different endings, one in which I'd lost one eye, and one in which both were gone... and in the end only the audio from the scene was used! I think he should have decided which he wasnted before we filmed. My costar in this movie, Samantha Colburn, was the same girl I'd worked with on my previous movie, Wife. I didn’t really get to talk to her much on that set, so it was great to really get to know her this time around. There are two versions of this film, the longer and better one features an extended scene between my brother and I.

Bathroom - "Bathroom" isn't actually the name of the film, but director James Collins refused to give it a title, so I'm calling it "Bathroom." During the filming of this short, all the members of the cast and crew were nearly arrested for filming in a UCLA bathroom (with is apparently illegal). Some who saw that we were filming in the bathroom called the cops and lied... he said lewd things were going on. I was brought in at the last minute on this project after another actor backed-out; I'd previously worked with James on "Fluff & Fold (he was the DP on that film). This was another film I did just because I wasn't busy.

Bed - I not actually seen in "Bed," I'm just a voiceover. I actually got this part afster I auditioned for another short director Michael Portal was doing, then he called me in a week later for the voiceover. The hardest part of doing this film was finding a paking place on the day of filming. The fim itself is somewhat shocking as one watches it... but everything sorts out by the end. It's the first film I've done that has nudity... but not me (obviously, as only my voice is in it).

Blind Date - I was a bit worried going into "Blind Date" because the audition wasn't well organized, and I was cast as a type of character that I usually don't play (An egomaniac who values his looks above all else). As it turned out, my fears were unfounded. It was a very professional production, and I think the finished product came great. Even so, it should be noted that the director wrote the script intending it to be a drama, but it ended up being more of a romantic comedy... but this was a decision that was consciously made as the production came together. I have to also admit that I was more unprepared for this film (in terms of knowing my lines) there I have ever been before, but I proved to myself that I can roll with whatever comes my way. I love the way my hair looks in this film.

Blood Wedding - I enjoyed working on "Blood Wedding," I liked the director and my co-star... but I don't like the finished movie. Most of what we filmed was not used, and the story was completely changed. I don't understand how the new title fits the movie, and it's not nearly as deep as the original concept was. In the end, I have to say that this movie looks like a parody of a typical student film in that it’s all style and very little substance. It was originally titled "The Mermaid and the Writer," and there was a lot more to it.

Bob Smith – This film was originally called "Tears of a Clown," and I actually like that name MUCH more then "Bob Smith." My part in this film is not a big one, but it's a fun one. This is a film I am very eager to see. I scraped up my knees pretty bad when I tacked Bob the Clown in multiple takes, and I even ended up with a clown face imprent on my shirt. The guy that plays Bob is also the director. I have to say, the finished project was darker then I expected, and less funny.

Broken Hearts Anonymous – This film was originally called "Broken Hearts Club." Though the film is a comedy, this was probably the most challenging role I've done so far, and had some of the most intense emotions. I had the opportunity to bring my friend Geoffrey "Badger" Gould onto the project to play a small role... I don't think he left fulfilled with the project. Makes me question bringing actors onto a project, actually. One of the other actors on this film was Chris Pentzell, who I'd worked with on the terrible film "The Joker." I had so much fun on this film... even if it did talk almost a year for them to give me a copy of it.

Chemistry - "Chemistry" is my short film that was filmed in about three hours. I think it came out quite good, but it shows that the forst half of the production was filmed much faster then the second half; we filmes it in reverse order and time ran out. And as it happens, I am in the first half more. Both this film and this film and "Gun in the Bag" were for the same UCLA class.. this was a first for me.

Circles – "Circles" was made by the same guys that did "Dog Logic"; I was actually called in at the last minute (the day before) when one of their actors backed out. It was a fun little part, and best of all, I got to roller skate for a couple hours... which is something I hadn't done in about fifteen years! I fell a lot. I also got to wear a striped shirt that made me look like a "Foot Locker" employee.

The Conversation - Amit Ghildiyal, director of "The Conversation" is a jerk. As of now, he has disappeared without giving me a copy. I think he is out of the country, but he will have a nice full voicemail when he gets back. The film itself could be interesting... hopeful I will find out someday. I will continue to bother scumbag Amit until I get a copy. Not a very original title.

Convicted - "Convicted" was directed by Irawati Athalye, who also directed me in "Hello, Benjamin?," which is funny because my character, Gale Moss, is completely the opposite of my character in that movie. Gale was originally named Sawyer, and was based on the character in Lost. This film was filmed in an actual prison, The Sybil Brand Institute in Los Angeles, and they were filming Honey 2 at the same time in a different part of the facility.

A Delivery Man - I was brought in on "A Delivery Man" by my long time friend Sarah Downey, the starof the film. Tough I'd known for years, I'd never really ancting with her in any project, so it was a lot of fun. The filmmakers were beginers, and could have planed certain aspectts of the production better, but for a movie with no dialogue, the movie came out pretty good. I will also add that the crew were incredibly nice... they even hand delivered a copy of the finished film to my door!

Diva Supreme – I didn't know the name of "Diva Supreme" for a long time after I filmed it... I actually helped choose the name weeks later whn I worked with Kevin Thomas on another project. It only took about four hours to film this, and most of that was travel time; we went to various locations around Hollywood. It's too bad everything had to be done so quickly... I suspected that they didn't enough coverage of me, but given the time it took, it came out damn good! We might be filming some additional shots to add to the film at some point in the future

Don't Shoot the Angel – "Don't Shoot the Angel" was fist time I was ever involved with a project that did a pitch film. Director Max Li wrote a four-page script in which he interacted with me (as the character in "Don't Shoot the Angel") and explained that he needed money for the project. As for the actual film, it was a lot of fun. Not only did I get to play the lead character, but I also played three other characters from his mind. This film was originally titled "Self Rescue," but because it was re-titled, I now use that name to refer to the pitch film. When I went to the screening, I was self conscious... even more so then usual... but I was very relieved when many people came up to me after and said I was great (many more then have ever after any previous film).

Dreamcatcher - "Dreamcatcher" is my short film. It has no real dialogue and is set to REM music. It's not all that original, but I'm still quite proud of it. Ther are countless hidden details in the movie, and a few things that no one but me (and possibily one other person, but probably not) would get. I'm not going to say what it was inspired by, but I think the basic themes and emotions are universal and the exact reasons are not important.

Fluff & Fold - "Fluff & Fold," was something I did on a Sunday afternoon when I wasn't schedualed to do anything else. There is no dialogue in the film, and there isn't very much to it, so it wasn't exactly a project I needed to do for my career. Even so, I had fun shooting it, and got to work with two lovely ladies.

For the Birds - "For the Birds," was a very interesting role. I actually auditioned for both the lead character, and his cousin. Even though the part was smaller, I wanted the part of the cousin, and was happy when I go it. I had played retarded before, but this character was just "slow," so it was a challenge to get the right balance. I hope I did. The crew on this gilm was the youngest I've ever worked with... most of them were still in high school!

The Fourth Man - "The Fourth Man," was originally called "The Third Man", then it was called "The Third Person" for awhile. It was a great experience. Most of the movie was filmed in the woods... it was a tiring day. Also because it was filmed in the wilderness, we had to ADR every line of dialogue... and I think something seemed just slightly off with the sound of the finished film. I'll also add that the cast and crew were great on this movie. The movie was done through a school called The Los Angeles Film Studies Program. Oh, I'll also add that all the night shots in this film were filmed in the day and altered in post.

Gameday - "Gameday" was a small little film I did for fun. I knew I wouldn't get any usable film out of it, and it was not challenging at all as there is no dialogue. It took a day to film, and I wasn't busy, so did it. The funniest thing about "Game Day" is that I am a Brazilian soccer fan... yet I am totally white, and I go up against a group of Spanish soccer fans, and all but one of them are Asian. Not THAT'S color blind casting!

Get Inside - I auditioned for the lead role in "Get Inside," but the audition went terrible... somehow I still ended up with the role of the lead's jerk co-worker. I haven't seen this film yet, but I am very nervous about my final scene was quickly shot as the sun was going down... I don't see how the lighting could possible match. We'll see. The script called for me to burp in one scene... for the record, I can not burp on cue, even after drinking a bunch of 7-Up. Safly, the hard drive that contained the raw footage crashed and the entire film was lost.

The Great Office War - "The Great Office War" was so much fun! It was basically just a day of playing with Nerf weapons... who wouldn't want to do that!? You might notice in the film that I do not change my apearence when I go from office worked to office warrior (most people do), this was because everyone else was, and I though not doing it would make me unique... I think this was a mistake and I probably would have been in it more if I had "geared-up" more. A couple shots of me made it into the film, including my death... the way they edited it, I am the first one to die on the IT team. Edger Landa, who I worked with on Dog Logic, was on the other team in the battle.

The Great Venice Robbery - I got my part in "The Great Venice Robbery" without auditioning... which is to say I'm really not important in it; I play a photographer. The movie played at various film festivals, including Cannes! I'm basically a glorified extra in this movie... I think I look like a French guy. I was quite pissed-off after I did this film; my part was so small, and they sort of lewered me there by making me think it was somewhat larger. But when I finally sae the film, I really liked my scene, and I've very glad I did it.

Gun in the Bag - "Gun in the Bag" is my short film that was filmed in less then three hours. I think it came out quite good, especially considering that this was the first film director Hiroshi Yamano ever did. Both this film and this film and Chemistry were for the same UCLA class... this was a first for me.

Happy Hour – "Happy Hour" was an interesting experience.... it required that I dress up in a very Lady Gaga-esque outfit. I did this film as a favor to Guo Chen, who was a crew member on "Don't Shoot the Angel," and a friend of Chen Huang, who directed "Happy Hour." While I was soing the film, I really was having second thoughts and wondering what I'd gotten myself into. In the end, I actually though the end product was pretty entertaining. There were a few elements in the script that could have been too much... and it might still have been puchibg it a bit in the film...but not so bad. And I did get paid, which I was not expecting as it was a favor.

Hard Body – "Hard Body" was an interesting experience. The script was poorly written, but when the time came to film, director James Mason didn't shoot about half of it anyway... thus the storyline was totally lost. It became an excuse to show the body of a model he hired at great expense. I said a few lines, then I made out with her. I was going to do a second film with Mason, it was called "Repeat, and was actually a pretty decent concept... but he told me he was no longer making films... then I saw his posting on LA Casting. Liar. And yes, I called him on it. The funniest thing about Mason is that he offered me a role in "The Filmmaker," an earlier film, months before, and I turned him down, telling him that is script was terrible, and I later learned that my friend Kevin Trang had been offered the same part, and also turned it down. I originally agreed to play a smaller part in "Hard Body" just so I could meet this guy; I don't think her remembered me as the guy that trashed his earlier script.

Heart vs. Hormone – This film doesn't actually have a name, but I'm calling it "Heart vs. Hormone." I really liked the idea of this film, but there were time limits put upon it because it was a class project, and it seems rushed at times... especially the ending. There was originally a different ending, with a baby, but I didn’t like that ending because it didn't really make sense. As a whole, this film seems like a condom commercial.

Hello, Benjamin? – "Hello, Benjamin?" was a ton of fun to make, and I think it turned out very good. I liked working director Irawati Athalye a lot. This was one of those parts that was a bit of a flashback for me, the kind of parts I excelled at even back when I wasn't a very good actor. After I'd been chosen to play Sam, I was brought in on the audition process and read with four different actors for the role of Austin (including my friend Kevin Trang, who didn’t get the part); it was very interesting being on the other side of the audition process.

Hongry – "Hongry" was a lot of fun to make, even though it wasn't the most challenging part. It was originally called "Hungry", but the tital was changed at the last minute for some reason. It was produced by my frend Jenny Cho... but I still had to audition (still, I suspect she helped me get in the door). I wish all student films were this much fun to work on. And the finished project came out pretty good.

In and Out of My Head – I thought this movie was called "In and Out of My Mind" for over a year and a half, which is how long it took me to get a copy of it. In and Out of My Head was directed by my frend Jenny, I think she's got a talent as a director. This was an odd experience as we uesed my appartment, my car, my place of employeement and my A Clockwork Orange Halloween costume. Everything in the movie is me... except hopefully the psycotic tendencies. It's a strange story, it's too bad there's no audio.

In The Blink of an Eye – "In the Blink of an Eye" was an interesting experience to say the least. I play the sidekick to a hitman in the film, but Frankie Ray, the actor who was playing Hitman, left the production after we'd already filmed a scene. We did not re-shoot the scene, so actor Frankie Ray still appears in the film; though he is out of focus, it's clearly not the same actor seen later. I liked the finished movie... though my scenes seemed to go by so fast. Such is life.

Janet 120 - "Janet 120" was one of those films that I didn't have to audition for, they called me on Friday, and I filmed on Saturday. And it took less than an hour to film my scenes. I think it might actually be a pretty funny peice of footage for me. I play a Harry Potter Geek... and I guess I am one as I informed the director that there were few mistakes in the Harry Potter references in the script. Horcruxes, not Crucifixes! I tried to get a copy of this film from director Jennifer Thompson for about a year, then she passed it off to the editior, who no longer has the footage. I doubt that I will ever see any footage from this one.

John's Keys - "John's Keys" was a student film I did in college. I never got to see the finished product, mainly because I didn't try. This was the first movie I ever did... in fact I was approached by the director, I didn't ask to be in it. In this movie, I'm an artist who takes one last look at some of his childhood posetions before shooting myself. The gun shot effect was fun, though a little scary. I contacted the director years later, and he said he's give me a copy... but then I never heard anything more. Shaun Peterson, if you are out there, I'm still waiting! I didn't even know the name of this film for ten years.

Johnson – "Johnson" was originally titled "Misplaced." The funest thing about this film was filming on the Warner Brothers lot; we shot in the jungle area where they filmed parts of Jurassic Park. My role in this one was very active, so I was so busy concentrating on what I was doing, I wasn't conscious of when I was and wasn't on camera... but I was happy with the result. It took me over six months to get a copy of the film. After I was finished filming, I helped out as an extra on another short film that was being shot, "No Coincidence."

The Joker – "The Joker" was one of the worst I've ever done... and there have been a few bad ones. It was a terrible experience to work on. The director, Alexis Lormeau, was a total tool, and the story made no sense at all! I learned from this film that I need to see a script before I do a film... even if I have a verbal description of my role, I need to see a script. I almost walked off the set, but didnd't because we were almost done anyway. Even the name is stupid. The highlight of the shoot was a nice cat named Paws that lived in the house in which we filmed. The film was in focus (I always try to say something nice).

Love is Deaf – "Love is Deaf" was one of those projects that had a great script, as well as a great cast and crew... and as such, I'm hoping it will be one of the best shorts I've done. It was also one of the most dialogue heavy projects I've done, and that's always a learning experience. My acting for most of this film was huge... possibly even the most over-the-top acting I've ever done. I should mention that it is a wacky comedy with off-color humor, so my over-the-top character actually fits right in. It was also on this set that I met one of my best friends, Kevin Trang (he was mu co-star).

Man-Away – "Man-Away" was written by my frend Geoffrey "Badger" Gould, and I probably would he done it to help him out even if it sucked, but suck it did not. I really liked working on it, and I think my scene is quite amusing. I know there are a few things "Badger" wasn't 100% happy with... but I guess that's the price of being the writer and not the director.

Marble Game – "Marble Game" which was originally called "The Marble," had a tremendious amount of complicated camera work. I liked the concept of the film, but I'm not sure the finished product fully captured what it wanted to. Some parts worked great. I'm not sure what I expected from it; there wasn't a lot to the story really. I was a little disapointed.

Meet Me in Space – "Meet Me in Space" was a ton of fun for many reasons, not the least of which was that I got to play a superhero of sorts. It was also the first time I got to stay in a hotel at the production's expense, nice! And of course the crew was great, as well as my costar Abbie McConnell, who is awesome. I hope the film is as fun to watch as it was to make. And one more interesting fact, the scenes inside Jerry's house were filmed inside the house where large chunks of Erin Brockovich were filmed. The only part I didn't like about doing the film were those superhero boots I had to wear... those things were actually ski boots, and they killed after a day of filming!

Misdemenor Revenge – "Misdemenor Revenge" was another film directed by my frend Jenny. All I really did in the movie was get hit in the face with a few pies, and act goofy (which I do so well). This isn't a movie I would have done had a friend not been the director, but it only took an hour anyway. And I did have fun. It's a fun little film.

Mitzy – "Mitzy" a lot of fun, and the cast and crew wee great. I was actually incredibly late to the set one day on this shoot, and I felt horrible, but everyone was pretty cool about it. I also got to show my dance moves in this film, and that's always fun. And director Rachel Olson threw a great viewing party with lots of alcohol! As for the finished product, it's quite funny... except for my big scene, which is kinda serious and sad... but that's what Rachel wanted.

Modern Triptych – "Modern Triptych" was officially the pilot to a weseries, but there was never going to be a second epidode. It was actually a project creatted to get get a handfull of actors into the Screen Actor's Guild. Because I was in it (and I am SAG), and they did all the correct paperwork, all the other members of the cast became elligable to join. This was the thirdtime I worked with my friend Abbie McConnell (whoi I originally met while working on "Meet Me in Sapce"). Triptych is a real word.

My Darling Ranchero – "My Darling Ranchero" was a short film that was built around the word "Darlong." It was a fun film to shoot, and one of the other actors in it played Elton John's piano bench in Brüno. And I got to keep all the cowboy gear that I wore in the film! But not the mustaches.

Nirvana Girl – I played an angry guy named Randy in "Nirvana Girl"... which was originally called "Hollow Nirvana". This was the angry second character named Randy that I played in the space of a couple months, the first was in Smile. Also in the movie, I had to be puched into a swimming pool... and wouldn't you know thatit happened to be the coldens and wetest day of the year in Los Angeles... needless to say, it was an interesting experience. Both the cameraman and I were probably close to hypothermia by the time we finished.

No Coincidence – In "No Coincidence" I was an extra... actually I was two extras. After I finished with the short film "Misplaced", they asked if I would help them out by being an extra on another film. I walked by the camera at least twice, once in my medical scrubs from "Misplaced, and at least once in regular clothes. Its very unlikely I'll ever see this film, so if you happened to have a copy, let me know!

Out of Town – "Out of Town" was an interesting experience as it was filmed in the Rite Aid drug store where I worked at the time. My job was on the line, and certain people involved with the movie, particularly the director, didn’t seen too concerned about this, and didn’t seen to respect the location. I will never stick my neck out like this again. Fortunately, I didn’t lose my job. The movie itself could have been interesting, I likes some of the concept that we were going for… but something just didn’t come out right and the intended message didn’t really manifest itself to anyone I’ve shown it to.

Once Upon a Time in LA - "Once Upon a Time In LA" is part of a larger, full length project called The Los Angeles Film Collective, which contains several short films about Los Angeles; the idea was inspired by the French film Paris Je T’aime This story was actually written with me in mind by director Paul Garcia, who is a big fan of my work in Freaks and Geeks. Paul seems to have a good artistic vision, but is the more disorganized director I've ever worked with... there was SO MUCH wasted time on set, and the main actress was a pain in the ass too. In the end, it came out pretty good... but many of the other films were very bad. And the first half of the film was too dark.

Passion – "Passion" was a UCLA film that I didn't have to audition for, and it only took a few hours to film. Though there is no dialogue, it was actually a lot of fun to film, and I actually got to display a wider range of emotion then I have in any other project before. This was the firstthing Japanese director Koji Sugawara ever directed... he was impressed by me and bowed many times.

Patrick's First Party – "Patrick's First Party" was a USC film that was made for the 2008 Campus-Fest movie festival... sadly, it did not win anything. It was a fun film to make, but proved that it's never a good idea to try and film at a real party... though I did like that I could start drinking as soon as filming was done... ok... before we were done. I didn't make it home that night of the party, and was very tired for the filming the next morning, but everything turned out just fine. It was also an experience filming on the USC campus on a game day... what a bunch of freaks!! And some overzealous security guard started berating me for filming without a permit... I'm was the actor, I wasn't the one with a camera (the guard was clearly an idiot). The finished film had some good stuff in it; the party sequence was great, but the overall story missed the mark I think.

Patsy - "Patsy" was another student film I did in college. I played a hospital worked who witnesses his boss abusing drugs, but who ends up taking the fall himelf. I never saw this movie because the jerk director didn't get me a copy, tell me where it was showing, or give me back the white shirt I used in the movie... which was mine before I did the film. I don't like doing student films.

Pick a Date - I had a small role in "Pick a Date", which was originally called "The Perfect Mate", but because they didn't ask me to audition, I agreed to do it. I basically just had to act super creepy without saying anything, and I'm good at that. The finished film was quite ambitious, though I didn't think the casting was done all that well. And it wasn't my best work either... I seemed kinda phoney.

Reverse Psycology - "Reverse Psycology" was an intersting experience. I had a lot of dialogue in it, and it was almost all in monologue form... there was very little interaction with my costar in terms of the dislogue. I was quite nervous before I saw the film, but I thought it came out quite good. Quite a few lines were cut out, but this was totally fine with me as I think it flowed better without it.

Satan VHS – How I ended up as one of the three leads in "Satan VHS" is a weird story. My friend Eric Spudic was the main guy in the movie, and a friend of his was directing. I was asked to play a really small role, and I said I would, mostly as a favor for Eric. But when the time came, I was asked to step into a much larger role after there was a shake-up with the cast. It was one of the most different roles I ever played, and it was nice to work with Eric again (who I first met on Micro Mini Kids a decade before), so I'm glad things worked out like they did.

Rumble and Humble Pie – "Rumble and Humble Pie" was a project my friend Kevin Trang was already attached to long before I was involved. One of the leads backed out, and he recommended me. I met with director Terence Abdin and did a line reading in the park... I was struggling with the character. I played Chris, a white guy (obviously) who sometimes slips into a black persona. I wasn't sure how far I could take it, and in the reading I didn't take it far enough. Even so, Terence thought I could get there and cast me in the role. By the time filming started, I'd figured the character out and was ready. Before I signed on they actually filmed a scene with the other guy.

Self Rescue – "Self Rescue" was the original name of the short film "Don't Shoot the Angel," but I now use the name to reffer to the pitch film we made to raise money for "Don't Shoot the Angel." This was the first pitch film I ever did. Director Max Li wrote a four-page script in which he interacted with me (as the character in "Don't Shoot the Angel") and explained that he needed money for the project. I don't think we raised much (or maybe any) money from it, but it was fun anyway. While my character in "Self Rescue" is the same character that I play in "Don't Shoot the Angel," there are a few differences... especially his apearence.

The Slinging Kraken – "The Slinging Kraken" was quite an experience. There was definitely money behind the film, and the locations were great, but it took hours to get the filming started every day. Almost everyone was consistently late. The lead "actor" was a friend of the director and once showed up three hours late! Then there were tons of scheduling problems. I had to get a hair cut during the month gap between filming days, so if you look closely (or not so closely) you will notice my hair changes dramatically. I have not yet seen this film... but I have serious reservations about my character... I think I'm going to come off as the most inept DEA agent ever. I will probably never knew how good or bad this film would have been... the director went to prison a couple months after we shot it, and I have no contact with him.

Smile – "Smile" was a lot of fun to do because my character was so over the top, I had to yell every line! I almost lost my voice a few times. I'm wondring how it's going to turn out because I felt like I was constantly chewing the scenery. This movie also holds the record for the most days I had to drive to USC to film... four days! The last day was due to the camera dying about ten minutes before we finished the final scene on the third day, "D'oh!" The finished product is good, but there are some technical problems.

Snuff - "Snuff" was an independent movie… or maybe it was a student film, I don't know. The world should be happy if this one never sees the light of day, and I'm positive it will not. From what I saw, this movie is total garbage and the crew didn't seem to know what they were doing. I play a college theater student in this one; I think I was in three scenes.

Stalker – "Stalker" was the second project I did with director Kevin Thomas (the first was "Dive Supreme"). The concept of the project, as well as the name, was compleatly changed on the day of the shoot due to time and reasources. In the end, the movie suffered because of it's total lack of ending... we needed an actress, but couldn't find on on short notice... and the neighbor girl didn't want to do it. For a time, this project was to be called "Stalker Strikes Out" and it would have ended with me returing home, alone... instead Kevin decided to end it ambigiously at the subway station

The Stupid Killer – I didn't have to audition for"The Stupid Killer," director Hiroshi Yamano had directed me in "Gun in the Bag" many months earlier, and he'd remembered my work. He contacted me on Friday, and we filmed on Saturday. This film was shot on the cheepest camera of anything I've done... it was a digital camera that also happened movie capibilities... but it actually looks pretty good. One thing I will say... Hiroshi isn't too creative with the names of his films. This film has a ton of voiceover.

Teh Guild – As I was filming it, I was really curious how "Teh Guild" was going to turn out. And when I saw it, I was shocked how different my God character was from anything I'd done before! I had never done green screen work before, and I'd never done anything with that much make-up either; I really liked my geeky God make-up, which included a ton of zits. I really enjoyed doing the movie, and though it could have been better, I was happy with the finished product.

Wife – "Wife" was an interesting film making experience. During the one night in which my scenes were shot, my character went from a passive aggressive jerk, to a happy newlywed, and final because an obsessive-compulsive guy who spend all his time separating his food. I also had some issues with the director deleting almost all of another actors lines without telling him until it's time to shoot, and making many of the actors (not me) eat very disgusting food. The director also almost tried to make us drink wine with stuff floating in it... but one of the crew member had some respect for the actors and went to the store for some fresh wine... and yes, we did dreak real wine (I drank a lot). In the end, guess what? I was cut out of the movie. My voice can briefly be heard and you can see my hand for a second. However, the director sent me all my scenes, as well as the finished film, so in the end he was a very good guy.

Wolfman.com - My role in "Wolfman.com" was not big, but I think it's very memorable. If the pilot is picked up by a network, I think my character would be back in a big way. Though I was a very strange and a very big character, I don't think I played Harvey as a caricature at all. Sadly, my introductory scene was edited out, and thus I have no lines in this piece, I just laugh. But I still think I'm very memorable

  TRAILERS

Assassin's Odyssey - Assassin's Odyssey will hopefully be a film someday, and I will hopefully be in it. I was really nothing more then a glorified extra on it, but I was one of the favorites. I had a lot of fun on the set, and I met some cool people. The idea sounds very interesting... but in this town, a good idea doesn't mean much... it's all who you know.

  SCENES FROM EXISTING FILMS / PLAYS

In Alphabetical Order

Boy Gets Girl - Boy Gets Girl is a play by Rebecca Gilman, and it was a very fun scene to do. I essentially play a stalker who won't take no for an answer... I play stalkers well. I had a ton of dialogue, and I had to spit it out very fast, but it went very well and I am happy with the finished product. We actually changed the dynamic of the scene by making it take place outside the girls house instead of at her office, so I think my character comes off as even more psycho (but in a funny way).

Breach - Breach is a film that came out in 2007. I usually don't do scenes from existing films, but I wasn't busy, so I did it... it was like two free classes. It was originally going to be a scene from 1973's The Sting. The First one went very well. We were to film in the second one, and it didn't do as well... the teacher, Richard Friedman, kept interrupting for no good reason and really made it very tense for the actors... which is what he is supposed to teach his students not to do. Overall, it was an interesting experience as I was playing Robert Hanssen, a character that is significantly older then I am, so I had to really make him my own and not copy what Chris Cooper did in the film. We did the scene in which Eric comes to Hanssen's office for the first time. i actually came out quite good.

Brick - Brick is a film that came out in 2005, and the scene we did was the one in which Brenden taklkes to his girlfriend for the last time. This scene was not filmed, it was just in class, if was for NYFA. I ended up also doing a scene from 1939's Mr Smith Goes to Washington in the same class, which was It was fun as the characters were very different. The teacher was Adam Nimoy, son of Leonaed Nimoy.

Brighton Beach Memoirs - Brighton Beach Memoirs is a very well known play by Neal Simon, and I usually turn down scenes from well known movies or plays. I did this one because the I'd worked with the student filmmakers before... and I wasn't doing anything that day anyway. I think it actually came out pretty good considering I wasn't all that prepared.

Cleansed - Cleansed is a very dark play by Sarah Kane. This was the first retarded character I've played. At times, I felt like it was too much, but my fellow actors told me later that they thought that I'd played many retarded characters, and this it was my specialty. I took this as a complement. There was a ton of dialogue in this scene, and it was very intense, so this was a great experience for me.

Dog Logic - Dog Logic is a play by Tom Strelich. I had tons of dialogue in this one, and only a couple days to get it down (and I was busy with other things on those days). Even so I think I did quite well... though the lighting isn't great. They did use the take in which I totally screwed up my lines, but I totally sold it! We filmed all the way out in Oxnard... and they didn't even pay for gas! The weird thing about it is that of all the auditions I had in April 2008, this was the one I felt I did the worst on... and it's the one I booked!

Happiness - Happiness is a film that came out in 1998, and the scene we did was the first scene in the film; I played the Jon Lovitz character. It's a short scene, and the way the director did it was all in one shot, thus it also didn't take long to shoot. I like how it turned out. I usually won't do scenes from existing films, but as I had never heard of this one at the time, and it's not mainstream, I did this one. I eventually did see the film... I didn't think it was all that great.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington - Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is a film that came out in 1939, and the scene we did was the one in which Smith first arrives at his new office. This scene was not filmed, it was just in class. I had already agreed to do a scene from 2005's Brick in the NYFA class, and then the directors roommate and classmate asked me to do hers as well... the actress in the two scenes was also the same. It was fun as the characters were very different.

Sports Night - "Sports Night" was a television show that was on several years ago, the scene I did was from the 1999 episode "Ordnance Tactics." When I auditioned for this project, I did not know it was from an existing project... I wouldn't have gone if I did. But it was a very slow time for me, so when I was offered the role I took it. It was a USC project, and the point of fit was to do the entire four-page scene in one continuous take. I did have second thought about taking the role when the director and I had some disagreement on a few things, but when we actually did it, I was able to give a good performance, he liked it, and apparently it was very well received in his class.

Wonder of the World - Wonder of the World is a play by David Lindsay-Abaire, and doing this scene was a very eye opening experience. I had more lines in it by far that I’ve ever had in any other project. It also got to experience something I already knew, but had never experienced: you don’t get to do it over and over again until it’s perfect, and they might not use the best take (as far as acting goes) for technical reasons. The way I ended up playing the part came off as a very repressed guy... that's what I see when I watch it. I did not like how this movie came out overall; I think the fact that my co-star and I had zero chemistry had a lot to do with it. This was one of the first "short films" I ever did.

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Jennifer Thompson

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Jennifer directed me in a Cal-State Los Angeles student film called "Janet 120."

She promised me a copy of the film, and then for about a year kept postponing the date she'd get it to me. She would never
return my calls until I make a nascence of myself (calling at
least once a day).

After a year of this,
she finally pawned the problem off to the editor, claiming she no longer has the footage.

Jennifer has proven
herself to be both a
bad director and a
bad person.